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*aggressively doesn’t know*

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i want a hot body but i also want hot wings


the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

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cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no

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hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

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remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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